The girls...

Christina: 22-year-old living in Small-ish Town, West Coast. Lives with and loves BF. Has too many exes, some with interesting stories, some... not so much. Is still trying to figure out what to do now that her bff, Courtney, is two states away... again.
Courtney: 22-year-old living in Smaller Town, West Coast. Living alone, single and loving it. Has lots of scandalous stories to share. Missing her bff, but is excited about this new journey! Looking for Mr. Right, but will settle for Mr. Right now...

Behind the name...

Sex and the City + the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants + The Sweetest Thing...
Part young girl, part grown woman... a little bit of fashion, a little bit (well, hopefully a LOT) of sex... and probably more booze than what's healthy. We started this blog hoping to start a chronicle of our lives, now hundreds of miles apart, as best friends... with the help of a fabulous handbag, of course!

Sex Position Sunday #1

Yeah, you read that right. Sex Position Sunday.

I know, I know... we originally said it would be "Sexy Sunday," but Court and I couldn't for the life of us remember what the fuck that was supposed to mean. So Sex Position Sunday it is.

To be honest with y'all, I was having a bit of trouble deciding which position to write about. And this will probably be a quick post because I'm buried up to HERE in bills I need to pay by yesterday. But anyway.

This week's position (via Cosmo) is...

"The Stand and Deliver."

You might think I'd write about a position I love. This is not the case.

Not that I have anything against this position. I'm sure it's great for some people. Actually, no, scratch that. I definitely do have something against this position, and I'll tell you alllllllll about it (or what I can remember).

BF and I, when I lived in College Town, tried this position. And ya know, maybe it got a little complicated because we tried it in the shower, but that's beside the point.

I don't remember the details now (it's very possible I was drunk - hey, that's what we did in College Town), but I remember it ended with both of us naked, soaking wet (from the shower) on the floor, tangled in the shower curtain. I do remember flailing arms, shower curtain rings flying and water everywhere.

We were also both in tears - I was laughing my ass off and BF was half laughing, half in pain. If he'd actually been IN me, pretty sure Little BF (which, by the way, really isn't that little) would have needed a trip to the emergency room.

Maybe we should have taken into account this little bit of info: BF is a full foot (at least) taller than me.

Needless to say, we haven't even tried having sex standing up since. Not even outside the shower.

XOXO
Christina

8 comments:

  1. Cheryl said...
     

    hahahahahhaha falling over while having sex in the shower has always been my biggest fear!

  2. Extremely Witty said...
     

    I've tried the sex in the shower thing and it always ends in pain. Always.

  3. Melissa said...
     

    sounds dangerous to me,lol

  4. Callie said...
     

    Ouch! I think your story has inspired me to stay away from such positions...
    What a way to start off Sex Position Sunday! Ha, ha. :)

  5. ReRe said...
     

    this position is definitely has a weight limit.

  6. Paul said...
     

    This works better with an intense desire, strong arms, and definitely outside of the shower... Inside a small closet is especially interesting. There's nowhere to fall!

  7. Lizzie said...
     

    I hate this one because it essentially requires I find a man who can pick me up and then KEEP me up, while moving me up and down. As a tall woman, this man still alludes me...

  8. Mishi said...
     

    Holy crikey, my jaw dropped when I saw this one. And, of course, I did a double take to make sure no one was staring at my way-too-large computer screen. And, of course, one of my guy friends in the office was walking by just at that exact second.

    And yet, I don't seem to learn my lesson from this...

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