In addition to being the first guy to put his you-know-what you-know-where, V Snatcher was also the first guy I ever fooled around with who already had a girlfriend (gasp!). In short, he was my first scandal.
I was barely 16 and we'd been hanging out for a
He'd tell me how he wasn't happy with her, how she talked about marriage and how it made him want die. He told me I was prettier, sexier, funnier... whatever, V Snatcher. I wasn't in it for that and even then I knew you weren't in it for that, either. And even if I did want a relationship at that point in time, I sure as shit didn't want it with you.
But the scandal got pretty intense for awhile. V Snatcher and his girl would be sitting on a couch, holding hands. I'd try to be friendly with her (but I guarantee I couldn't pick her out of a crowd today if I tried) and would sit next to her on the couch. He'd feign putting his arm around her waist, then grab my hand/leg/ass behind her back. While I was sitting two feet from her. It was bad. I loved it.
Then it happened. V Snatcher's girl was, for one reason or another, not drinking with us that night. I had one too many screwdrivers (god I can't drink vodka like I used to) and V Snatcher took me back to his place. Not that it took much convincing. Can I remind you here that I was 16? So was he. He lived with his mother.
We decided a dip in the hot tub was in order. I don't have my suit, I said. It's okay, he replied. I don't even own one. So we got in the hot tub.
Here where another first with V Snatcher comes in: Not only was that the first time I got laid, it was the first time I had sex in a hot tub. When we decided that just wasn't good enough (because, really, it's not) we moved to his bed. Another first: waterbed. That was much better.
He was on top. I was on top. But best of all? I came. (Is that even a correct term for women? Whatev. I use it all the time, so if it's not... get used to it.) It was really quite good for being my first time, from what I hear.
From what I can remember, V Snatcher and I didn't hang out much after that. He didn't call. I didn't call. I got my practice, which was really all I wanted it to be because I wanted to be prepared for... First Love.
Does that make me a horrible, shallow person? Even then I knew I was only sleeping with V Snatcher because I knew First Love refused to be the one to take my virginity and I wanted him oh-so-badly. So, when the time came with First Love, I could tell him honestly that yes, I had done this before.
But that's another story. Because this one is quite long enough.