Whatever. I ain't no liar.
Anyway, as I'm finding is the case with most awards (not that anybody's given me one before, gee thanks! Kidding. Kind of. Okay maybe not...), it's part award, part meme. The rules, if awarded the award (I heart redundancy), are:
Staying true to the blog, I'm listening 7 honest and sexual things about me.
I have slept with 20-something men/boys. I say "20-something" because I'm not sure of the exact number and I stopped counting/threw away The List when I met BF. I say "men/boys" because, well, let's be honest - there's a difference between men and boys.
Sometimes I worry this number is too high for a girl in her 20s. But then I realize I don't give a shit what other people think.
I really, really want this. And the confidence to wear it.
I've kissed 4 girls... 1 (I think) with tongue. We were both drunk, she had a boyfriend and I figured it was better me than the even more drunk guy that wouldn't stop hitting on her.
One of my favorite sex scenes ever in a movie is the one in "A History of Violence," if only because I get so irrationally pissed at BF that this scene really isn't too far off from what could (but doesn't, really) happen between us. For your viewing pleasure:
According to this site, most women masturbate at least a few times a month. This is yet another way I'm not like most women - I hardly, if ever, masturbate. On a related note, I've never owned a vibrator or dildo. And I really don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
Doggy style? My favorite (Sorry, Court, if that was TMI for you...). Also, I couldn't find a picture that wasn't either porn or actual dogs, so suffer.
And the 7 bloggers part? Yeah, I'm saving that for sometime in the next couple days. Hey, the rules didn't specify when I had to name people. I'll get to it when I get to it.
Also, thanks to all 2 of you (maybe 3) who voted for which story I should share next. So far, my fling with Christan Gal's ex is winning by a landslide. Stay tuned for that tale in the not-so-distant future.