An award! No, honestly.
Nickie over at Learn to Fly gave me the "Honest Scrap" award. According to her post, that means... “leftovers, fragments, discarded material, and many times truth and honesty is discarded material, considered fragments and left over.” We tell it like it is and let the scraps fall where they may.
Whatever. I ain't no liar.
Anyway, as I'm finding is the case with most awards (not that anybody's given me one before, gee thanks! Kidding. Kind of. Okay maybe not...), it's part award, part meme. The rules, if awarded the award (I heart redundancy), are:
List 10 honest things about yourself and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
Pass the award on to 7 other bloggers you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap.
Staying true to the blog, I'm listening 7 honest and sexual things about me.
One.
I have slept with 20-something men/boys. I say "20-something" because I'm not sure of the exact number and I stopped counting/threw away The List when I met BF. I say "men/boys" because, well, let's be honest - there's a difference between men and boys.
Two.
Sometimes I worry this number is too high for a girl in her 20s. But then I realize I don't give a shit what other people think.
Three.
I really, really want this. And the confidence to wear it.
Four.
I've kissed 4 girls... 1 (I think) with tongue. We were both drunk, she had a boyfriend and I figured it was better me than the even more drunk guy that wouldn't stop hitting on her.
Five.
One of my favorite sex scenes ever in a movie is the one in "A History of Violence," if only because I get so irrationally pissed at BF that this scene really isn't too far off from what could (but doesn't, really) happen between us. For your viewing pleasure:
Six.
According to this site, most women masturbate at least a few times a month. This is yet another way I'm not like most women - I hardly, if ever, masturbate. On a related note, I've never owned a vibrator or dildo. And I really don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
Seven.
Doggy style? My favorite (Sorry, Court, if that was TMI for you...). Also, I couldn't find a picture that wasn't either porn or actual dogs, so suffer.
And the 7 bloggers part? Yeah, I'm saving that for sometime in the next couple days. Hey, the rules didn't specify when I had to name people. I'll get to it when I get to it.
Also, thanks to all 2 of you (maybe 3) who voted for which story I should share next. So far, my fling with Christan Gal's ex is winning by a landslide. Stay tuned for that tale in the not-so-distant future.
Whatever. I ain't no liar.
Anyway, as I'm finding is the case with most awards (not that anybody's given me one before, gee thanks! Kidding. Kind of. Okay maybe not...), it's part award, part meme. The rules, if awarded the award (I heart redundancy), are:
Staying true to the blog, I'm listening 7 honest and sexual things about me.
One.
I have slept with 20-something men/boys. I say "20-something" because I'm not sure of the exact number and I stopped counting/threw away The List when I met BF. I say "men/boys" because, well, let's be honest - there's a difference between men and boys.
Two.
Sometimes I worry this number is too high for a girl in her 20s. But then I realize I don't give a shit what other people think.
Three.
I really, really want this. And the confidence to wear it.
Four.
I've kissed 4 girls... 1 (I think) with tongue. We were both drunk, she had a boyfriend and I figured it was better me than the even more drunk guy that wouldn't stop hitting on her.
Five.
One of my favorite sex scenes ever in a movie is the one in "A History of Violence," if only because I get so irrationally pissed at BF that this scene really isn't too far off from what could (but doesn't, really) happen between us. For your viewing pleasure:
Six.
According to this site, most women masturbate at least a few times a month. This is yet another way I'm not like most women - I hardly, if ever, masturbate. On a related note, I've never owned a vibrator or dildo. And I really don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
Seven.
Doggy style? My favorite (Sorry, Court, if that was TMI for you...). Also, I couldn't find a picture that wasn't either porn or actual dogs, so suffer.
And the 7 bloggers part? Yeah, I'm saving that for sometime in the next couple days. Hey, the rules didn't specify when I had to name people. I'll get to it when I get to it.
Also, thanks to all 2 of you (maybe 3) who voted for which story I should share next. So far, my fling with Christan Gal's ex is winning by a landslide. Stay tuned for that tale in the not-so-distant future.
Congrats on the award!
That thing does look cute but it reminds me of the bikinis everyone is wearing now. Why don't you have confidence to wear it? You can do it!
I have always thought that scene was very hot. And just like you, I have never owned a toy.
Can't wait to hear the story.
Um, I totally just pulled that website up at work. Loved the crotch shot at the top!
I just did the sneaky look around and no one saw it... unless the IT Dept is monitoring my website & they just got an eyefull!
-Rose
holy shit. i want to have mad angry sex on stairs.
That, is a hot scene. I'd never seen it before. It works.