The girls...

Christina: 22-year-old living in Small-ish Town, West Coast. Lives with and loves BF. Has too many exes, some with interesting stories, some... not so much. Is still trying to figure out what to do now that her bff, Courtney, is two states away... again.
Courtney: 22-year-old living in Smaller Town, West Coast. Living alone, single and loving it. Has lots of scandalous stories to share. Missing her bff, but is excited about this new journey! Looking for Mr. Right, but will settle for Mr. Right now...

Behind the name...

Sex and the City + the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants + The Sweetest Thing...
Part young girl, part grown woman... a little bit of fashion, a little bit (well, hopefully a LOT) of sex... and probably more booze than what's healthy. We started this blog hoping to start a chronicle of our lives, now hundreds of miles apart, as best friends... with the help of a fabulous handbag, of course!

"Eye-fucking" love it!

You do it. Sometimes you do it and you don't even know you're doing it. I, on the otherhand, do it all the time (and I know I'm doing it).

Not sure if you're eye-fucking or have been eye-fucked? Let's go over some of what I believe are sure signs of eye-fuckage:

  1. Eye-fucking is an intense/seductive version of eye flirting/staring at a person hard-- finding a person extremley attractive and wanting to tear them apart right this very moment (or undressing them with your eyes-- you sultry master!).
  2. The person's eyes stay on you after they've looked you up & down. If you catch them doing this, they wanted you to.
  3. If you see someone doing the above with an added licking/biting of the lip, it's a sure sign that they'd take you right then and there (and I'm sure if you give them the 'come hither' motion, they'll follow you then and there!).
  4. And last but not least, the demonstration:


Thank you, Angelia. Well done. I take it you've been practicing.

So, the reason for the eye-fucking topic: Yesterday I actually left Smaller Town and went to a friend's college graduation, about 3 and a half hours away, and into civilization-- even better than civilization, it was a town full of young, college students. At the grad party I was lucky enough to exchange some nice eye-fucks with a handsome young fella who had some nice pearly whites. Too bad his sloppy drunk friend, who happened to be a girl, was with him. Otherwise, I might have given him the come hither!

John: No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy: Yeah, well the girl in the proper hat just eye fucked the shit out of me.
- Wedding Crashers

exes and oh's!,
Court

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
     

    I have been eyefucked and I've eyefucked a woman... and it is pretty damn good...

    Wish it would happen more often.

  2. Therapeutic Ramblings said...
     

    The E-F is preferred, as the "I'm going to fake ignore you, but you better come over anyway" look. Those are the ones go home alone, eat bon bons, and bitch about not being able to meet anyone.....while the E-F'er closes the deal because they know what they want and they aren't shy about it. I mean really....is there anything more sexy than looking across the room and having that connection, and thinking about how much fun you are about to have if you just cross the room?

  3. Anonymous said...
     

    I love that connection you just suddenly have with that person. Mmmm, so good.

    It's just very awkward when you get eye-fucked and you don't want it and the person doesn't get the picture. *shudders*

  4. Anonymous said...
     

    Oh eye-fucking. Those were the days. Occasionally I eye-fuck my boyfriend, but as we all know, that just ain't the same. There's just something about eye-fucking a stranger who's peering at you from across the room...

  5. Errant Gosling said...
     

    Damn. Turns out I'm a slut and I had no idea. What do they call drive-by eye fucking?

  6. Maxie said...
     

    I love that scene from Wedding Crashers.

    I always inappropriately eye fuck people when I'm drunk. I can't help it.

  7. Anonymous said...
     

    I never thought of it that way!! I've been accused of doing that. It's only an E-F if you both know you're doing that. Otherwise you are reading into things way too much.

    One time I had a guy yank my hair at the nape of my neck. Not a turn on at all. I'll take flirtation and a soft kiss over that anyday.

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